In God we trust, all others send data.
No fatties, no femmes. Dick pics?
Can you host? Can you bottom?
Can you get into roleplay? Sodom
& Gomorra? Teacher & Student?
Doctor? Patience, it could be fun.
Networking. Looking for friends.
Here’s a selfie in my Mercedes-Benz.
President: John Wayne Gacy Fan
Club. Seeking Granddaddy: Fixodent,
Bengay, 401(k)s turn me on.
Allergic to cats. Allergic to latex.
Undetectable. Discrete. Tie me up
& tickle my feet. Where do you want
me to cum? The sum of two parts
is greater than the whole. Are you my soul
mate? Is your hole clean? Great.
Be there in ten. Your looking for a hookup?
Gross. You’re looking for an apostrophe.
The heart, a muscle, begins to atrophy.
Let’s makeout. Let’s get takeout and cuddle.
Piss on the floor. Now lick the puddle.