it wasn’t that the yoga teacher shouldn’t have a car (Ali Whitelock)

just     it     was    a    porsche    /     &      the    registration    was
OM+NAMASTE / the  artist  said he only put  the flying  pig
in  the  top  right  hand  corner  ‘cause   the   landscape   he’d
painted   said   nothing—man   serves   the   interests   of   no
creature   except  himself* / the  LED   billboard   across  the
highway  asks   if   i’m   going  home   to  the bathroom of  my
dreams / i’m not / but  i try not to let it  get  me down / what
happens  in  depression is  you  can barely  lift your head off
the   pillow / my   friend   kazza   pushes   hers   around   in   a
wheelbarrow all day/ sometimes she talks  about  throwing
the   TV   out   the   window / one  night she did / it landed  in
the  infinity  pool / sank  to  the bottom / settled  in  the  wet
graveyard   of   her   rusting    dreams  /  one   time   i   bought
sneakers  that promised to ultra-boost my DNA  &   claimed
that    legends     lived    f—o—r—e—v—e—r   /    when   i   took
them  off / everything  was  still  the  same / the secret to my
pasta  sauce  is  to add  more oil than the exxon valdez spill /
no one  can  believe  how tasty  it  is / rich cunts gorge on it /
leave the splattered consequences of their greed for others
to  mop  up / in   my father’s  house  there are  many rooms /
but  also  empty bottles / i  stuff  crumpled  messages  inside
them / cast  them   into    the  black  swell  of  the  irish  sea / i
never  hear  back / the truth  is  i  don’t  care  so  much  about
not  going  home to  the  bathroom of  my dreams/ but  i care
about  my  buddy  kazza / i  care  about  her  drowned   TV   &
her   rusting   dreams / i  care  about   her   wheelbarrow / the
lonely squeaks of it as she pushes it around.

*quote by Napoleon the pig in Orwell’s Animal Farm


Ali Whitelock is a Scottish poet living in an old church out west with her French, low-carb, chain smoking husband. She’s published three collections of poetry & her work has appeared in journals & mags in the USA, Australia, Scotland & Ireland. She’s especially delighted to be most recently published in Verity La La, a magazine she has forever admired. She’s also published a memoir about growing up in Scotland in the bizarre & brutal kingdom we call home, which was launched to critical acclaim at Sydney Writers Festival & also in the UK. She likes cats, but also dogs — & while she’s always gravitated towards red wine, lately it’s been white. Go figure. More here (about the writing, not the wine).